It looks as though my day will be spent doing the following
1. Staying awake
2. Answering the phone
3. Fiddling with my new Bluetooth wireless headset
4. Staying awake
5. Switching on and off the battery powered memory foam lumbar massager in my desk chair
6. Staying awake
7. Rolling my neck forward, back, and side to side to avoid a pinching cramp from a crappy office chair and bad posture.
9. Staying awake
10. Answering the Phone.
11. Wearing my teddy bear battery powered foot massager slippers
12. Staying awake.