Tuesday, January 31, 2006

it's my life. don't tell me what to do.

Things I don't want to do:

Clean 24 dog kennels tonight
Wear a bra
Work while wearing clothes
Laundry
Put away Groceries
Wake up before MY body says so
Pay for gas
Pay for food. or drink. or cigarettes. or scrapbook supplies.
Answer the phone
Change Ink Cartridges for other people
have heartburn
Vacuum
go skiing. ever. again.
unload the dishwasher
bunjee jump or sky dive

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Things I want to do:

Build Websites on my time schedule
Sleep
Take Baths
Read Books
Sit in Hot Tubs Naked
Eat Oreos
Buy shoes
Roll around on freshly minted benjamins
Garden
Sleep on a bed of rose petals
Sleep on a cloud surrounded by care bears
Snuggle up with my dogs
Ride a bike topless through the countryside of italy
eat "mexican mashed potatoes"
Take a bath in milk
Wear diamond earrings and diamond rings and nothing else
smoke cigars in bed
scrapbook. but with super speed.
get satin sheets. Free ones.
Mud wrestle

12 comments:

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

I hate wearing a bra too - but after the "accident" with the elliptical machine..... LOL!

Tina said...

You might want to rethink that topless bike-riding thing.

dazed said...

are you afraid that if I came to visit you I would EMABARASS YOU?! no way!

Mama! Mama! (Mel) said...

I bet sleeping on rose petals sounds better than it really is.

I'll take some sleep and Oreos!

Anonymous said...

Pest control in the perennial garden
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One of the many advantages of growing perennials is the ability of these beautiful flowers to return to full bloom season after season. While this ability to bloom repeatedly is one of the things that makes perennials so special, it also introduces a number of important factors into your gardening plan. One of the most important of these is a proper pest control regimen.

While a garden full of annuals starts each season as a blank slate, the perennial garden is essentially a work in progress. The fact that the plants stay in the ground through winter makes things like proper pruning, disease management and pest control very important. If the garden bed is not prepared properly after the current growing season, chances are the quality of the blooms will suffer when the next season rolls around.

One of the most important factors to a successful perennial pest control regimen is the attention and vigilance of the gardener. As the gardener, you are in the best position to notice any changes in the garden, such as spots on the leaves, holes in the leaves, or damage to the stems. Any one of these could indicate a problem such as pest infestation or a disease outbreak.

It is important to nip any such problem in the bud, since a disease outbreak or pest infestation can easily spread to take over an entire garden. Fortunately for the gardener, there are a number of effective methods for controlling both common pests and frequently seen plant diseases.

Some of these methods are chemical in nature, such as insecticides and fungicides, while others are more natural, like using beneficial insects to control harmful ones. While both approaches have their advantages and disadvantages, many gardeners prefer to try the natural approach first, both for the health of the garden and the environment.

There is an additional benefit of the natural approach that many gardeners are unaware of. These days, it is very popular to combine a koi pond with a garden, for a soothing, relaxing environment. If you do plan to incorporate some type of fish pond into your garden landscape, it is critical to avoid using any type of insecticide or fungicide near the pond, since it could seep into the water and poison the fish. Fish are extremely sensitive to chemicals in the environment, especially with a closed environment like a pond.

As with any health issue, for people or plants, prevention is the best strategy to disease control and pest control alike. The best defense for the gardener is to grow a garden full of the healthiest, most vigorous plants possible. Whenever possible, varieties of plants bred to be disease or pest resistant should be used. There are a number of perennials that, through selective breeding, are quite resistant to the most common plant diseases, so it is a good idea to seek them out.

Happy gardening,
Stan
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