I said the F Word

I was on blogexplosion today and ran across my site in their listings. I kind of giggled because my site had this little "clause" under it in red bold letters. It said "Contains parital profanity" (see above)

Partial? How is something partially profane? I have said the F word. Oh who am I kidding. It's my blog. I said Fuck. Who cares? Big deal? I also said Breast. And I think I said Boob once or twice. And that is partial? What does it take to me it "full" profanity? Cock (it's a rooster) Pussy (it's a cat) Hmmmm.....

Now I am on the quest for full profanity. Hang on as we embark.