Play Larry the Cable Guy's ATV Jumpin' Game.
Plus, I ran across a few new redneck words of my own today.
ECLIPSE; "I hate it when Eclipse his toenails and leaves them all
over the floor"
COUNTERFEITER; "I hope we get them there cabinets installed today,
because tomorrow the Counterfeiter is comin' with the new countertops."
PARADOX; "the Mole on Larry's sister's face was so big it took a paradox to
RUBBERNECK; "my wife gets stressed out so i try to rubberneck to calm er down."
SELFISH; "all three gas stations in town selfish bait."