Friday, April 21, 2006

Household Emergency

Um yeah. So today isn't over yet, but even though it really wasn't too bad of a day, I am getting the impression that it kinda sucked for a Friday.

First and foremost I (we, as in the establishment) are flat out B.R.O.K.E. which royally sucks ass. With a recent need to pay such things as car insurance, new tires, cable TV & Internet, cellular phones, power bills, home phone bills, health insurance premiums, doctor bill payments, water and trash bills, and 1 tank of gasoline at approximately $2.94 per gallon, we the establishment have declared an astounding and immediate state of financial emergency, and soon a housewide hunger emergency as we are in desperate need of groceries, and also the essentials, i.e. water, bread, milk, lunchmeat, tuna fish, salad, and low carb wraps. We are currently surviving on canned vegetables and jello, supplemented by Reeses Peanut Butter Eggs from Easter, which we have just run out of.

Please send money. Or in lieu of money, vegetables, non-perishable food items, and toilet paper.
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[m]att™ said...

We don't have to pay for medical insurance. I heart Canada.

However, I have only public car insurance, and its a biotch. No private here, and mine expires in 4 days. WEE !

Anonymous said...

Lol, that sucks...welcome to my world too! Bills or food?

Tina said...

Oh, boy. I feel your pain. Sometimes life is NOT FUN AT ALL.

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