Last night I had a meeting. It was a nice meeting. I gave a presentation or two. We chatted. After the meeting, two people came up to me and commented about my neighbor. You might know her as "mom" from this post and this post. Now, these ladies are nice, respectable community ladies. Probably both grandmothers. And they had heard about an incident (or actually a few incidents) that people around town have been talking about- all run-in's with my above mentioned neighbor. Apparently most of the town, including her **other** neighbors, don't have much nice to say about her. In fact, there are people out there who just can't stand her. It made my day! Nothing makes my day more than knowing that I am not alone. I have tried not to let her get to me. But lately, It's annoying.
Her dog now can not only REACH my yard and poop in it everyday, but one morning husband found the dog in our yard, with his tie-out staked to our reflector. Now I am not a fan of reflectors. But we have a steep drop off at the end of our drive, and we put them there so that no one backs off it, or so that our snow-plow guy doens't accidentally go past it with a big load of snow, because he can't see the edge of the white rock when there is snow on the ground. So husband goes outside, and their dog is staked out to our reflector at the end of our driveway, which means that the circular area his tie out can reach is about 50% our property, 50% theirs. Now what, pray tell, would give ANYONE the idea that it is okay to stake their dog out in MY yard, using OUR reflector as the stake? Please do tell? Am I missing something here?
So I have taken to video taping her dog when it barks for hours on end while wrapped around a tree without any water, or when it poops in my driveway I have it on tape also. Some day, I will need ammunition. And I damn well plan to have it.
Another thing. With the rednecks comes that whole deal where the vehicle to driver's-license-holding-person-living-in-the-house ratio must be un-balanced. Therefore there are approximately 2 vehicles to every 1 licensed driver. And this is being generous and considering her nice boyfriend
Oh but wait, why is the town talking? Oh yes, because someone who was mowing her "other" neighbor's yard got too close to the property line and she came running out of the house and was a total bitch to them because it's HER property
P.S. Make super sure that you make that white trash Britney picture plenty big so you can see all the trashy details, and then stop on over at Snarkywood to read some supremely snarky Kevin Federline/White Trash Momma stuff, complete with photos.
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