We need a new bed. It's busted ass. We flipped the mattress last night, and when we picked it up, the boxspring was erupted and two springs were poking into the mattress. Yee-freakin-ha.
We cut the springs off and hammered the rough edges back down into the box spring.
No wonder my back has been killing me and I have been seeing the chiropractor. They should give beds out for free to the needy. Because I am TOTALLY needy.