"mommy why is grandma deb at the police? Police are scary!"
"this dog wants a treat. He needs some food. Let's make him a T-Bone mistake! (steak. Lol)"
When talking about getting up at night to go potty instead of wearing a diaper to bed... "yeah mom, when it's in the night, and I hear myself peeing in my bed, I can get up and go to the potty! " me- "what's it sound like when you pee in your pull up?" Ardyn "it's like a loud whistle in my teeth!"