Last night was nice. We ate at Red Lobster, where I had a Bahama Mama. Captain Morgan Swirled with orange and red, with an orange and a cherry skewered with a lobster sword on the rim of the glass, and meyer's dark rum floating on the top. Yum. Evan said "now you are a pirate, drinking rum." Evan had shrimp and I had a Lobster and Shrimp Ceasar salad. It was nice.Then we went to the mall. JC Penney's still has their big sales.... and then I went to Ariva for my massage with Tina. Ahhh.
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rwards we went to Wal-Mart where I got paint for my dollhouse, and adhesive for scrapbooking. And, GET THIS! I got CARDED to buy ADHESIVE! Turns out now you have to be 17 in order to buy scrapbook adhesive! WTF? It's a 4 pack of duck tape brand tape runner adhesive. What in the HELL are they doing with that? Taping each other to chairs? I don't get it! I am sorry Wal-Mart but I think you are going a little over the top. I mean, Spray paint? Paint Thinner? Sudafed? Okay. Vanilla? Probably not. Adhesive? WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK?!What is this Stupid world coming to? Wal-Mart, I have to tell you, you aren't god. You just aren't. Give it up with the restricted buying of everyday home products like white-out and vanilla! Are you going to build a room in your store with a beaded curtain and a sign over it that says "adult section" ?!? You censor all your music CD's, you won't sell Vanilla to a minor, and now it's scrapbook adhesive? Wh
en will it stop!?Anyway, besides being ultimately pissed in Wal-Mart about the adhesive, and the ridiculously loud decibel that the self checkout has to announce my product total, "YOUR TOTAL IS $84.97" (does the entire fucking checkout area and the produce section need to know how much my shit cost? What's next, announcing every product I scan? "KY and TAMPONS. BRA SIZE 36D." What. The. Fuck.) We went home.
We perused the toy aisle quite a bit at the mart, and I got a purple and teal "spaghetti ball" (see the picture?) and
husband got a lego thingy. We saw lots more of the Pirates action figures (see my Johnny Depp/Cap'n Jack that husband bought me as an anniversary gift?)So today. It rained. And stormed. THUNDER ~ LIGHTNING ~ The way you love me is frightening..... You'd better knock.... on wood.... BABY! OOOOOhhhhhhhhhh oooh ooh ooooooh ohh.
It woke me up at 7:56am, 4 minutes before my alarm was going to go off. Bastards. It rained. The power went out as I was getting ready for work, and it was out for at least 25 minutes while I was AT work. Exciting!
Tonight, I have no plans. And frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. When we were in school, Angela and I used to both say "After you my dear Alfonz..." and for the life of me I can't reme
mber what that was from. But I still want to say it. And I bet if Angela reads this she will say to me "HOW do you REMEMBER these things?" and she has probably forgotten. SO now I am off to search the internet to see where that phrase came from. hmmm...And I got a couple new purses on sale at JC Penney.... husband got a t-shirt for $8.99 and new flip flops that are awesome for $9.99 because his blew out and left him stranded. Check out my RED purse. Cool eh? FIFTEEN BUCKAROOS. I already had red boots to match but the heels are too high to wear to work, so I didn't wear them today. I had them on this morning but I took them off after about 10 minutes of walking around home. I bought an orange purse too, stay tuned to see what it looks like later this week or early next week.
Bahama Mamas=delicious! I had dark rum in my pina colada at a restaurant, I wonder if thats what makes it so yummy? I usually prefer malibu rum.
ReplyDeleteI hate Wal Mart. But...I also shop there from time to time. Vanilla must get you high. Who knew? I'm having some fun tonight with my spice rack!
Johnny=hotness, but Orlando's my fave. uhhhhh. Don't his legs move on the figure? I saw Orlando on Leno and his figure the legs moved like, he could squeeze someones head off with his thighs. What a way to go, right?