Tuesday, January 31, 2006

it's my life. don't tell me what to do.

Things I don't want to do:

Clean 24 dog kennels tonight
Wear a bra
Work while wearing clothes
Laundry
Put away Groceries
Wake up before MY body says so
Pay for gas
Pay for food. or drink. or cigarettes. or scrapbook supplies.
Answer the phone
Change Ink Cartridges for other people
have heartburn
Vacuum
go skiing. ever. again.
unload the dishwasher
bunjee jump or sky dive

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Things I want to do:

Build Websites on my time schedule
Sleep
Take Baths
Read Books
Sit in Hot Tubs Naked
Eat Oreos
Buy shoes
Roll around on freshly minted benjamins
Garden
Sleep on a bed of rose petals
Sleep on a cloud surrounded by care bears
Snuggle up with my dogs
Ride a bike topless through the countryside of italy
eat "mexican mashed potatoes"
Take a bath in milk
Wear diamond earrings and diamond rings and nothing else
smoke cigars in bed
scrapbook. but with super speed.
get satin sheets. Free ones.
Mud wrestle

7 comments:

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

I hate wearing a bra too - but after the "accident" with the elliptical machine..... LOL!

Tina said...

You might want to rethink that topless bike-riding thing.

Unknown said...

are you afraid that if I came to visit you I would EMABARASS YOU?! no way!

Mel said...

I bet sleeping on rose petals sounds better than it really is.

I'll take some sleep and Oreos!

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